What I Want
Saturday, December 6, 2003. Entry #236

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A journal spark from Saturday Slant.

With the holidays fast approaching-and all the holiday sales kicking off in less than a week-children all over the world are writing up their lists for Santa. Sally wants the new Bratz Glamor Playset. Billy wants Hulk and Daredevil action figures. Mary is asking Santa for a diamond tennis bracelet to match her earrings. What's on your Dear Santa list?

Cash.

Cold hard cash.

Does Santa carry around new brakes for the Taurus in his big ol' sack of goodies? I don't think so. So cash then.

Or clothes. My work-quality shirts are all starting to fray. My half-decent tees are not that decent anymore. I just bought a new pair of jeans because the last set was about to spontaneously deteriorate, which would be rather embarrassing. Like when I ripped the ass out of a pair of pants in the cafeteria back in high school. Only much worse.

I've worn these shoes so long the leather is cracking. The seams have held up, but the actual shoe material is decomposing.

No no no. Cash. Money. Moolah. Greenbacks, dough, bread, bucks, mazuma, oscars, pap, plaster, rivets, scratch, spondulicks. Whatever.

I'll fire it into my brand-spanking new RSP. Or run it against the debt I owe my folks. Save it for a down payment on a house? Maybe even buy some significant jewelry with it. Maybe I'll just be able to afford the bridge for my teeth. Eye surgery. Exercise equipment. Liposuction? Nah, I'd only just get fat again.

I don't need enough to buy my own island, Santa. Just 50, 60 thousand. That'll tide me over nicely.

Does this sound greedy? Well, yes it does. Seriously though, when someone asks us what we really, really want, does anyone honestly think, 'world peace'?

We're talking the inherent difference between wants and desires. I want everyone in the world to have a job, to have a home, a family, food to eat, and a safe place to rest.

Desires are a different boat. Perhaps even a ski boat.

In addition to what everyone wants for everyone else, everyone wants stuff for themselves. On this continent (I can't speak for elsewhere, but I suspect it's the same), everyone dreams of the lottery. Everyone wants a huge windfall of cash to get them out of debt, let them quit their job and move into an opulent mansion next door to Barbara Streisand. Everyone wants the good life.

There's nothing wrong with the wanting. Don't feel bad folks, for wanting something. It's natural. I can talk here about wanting money all day long, but I'm not about to go stick up a bank to try to get it. I buy lottery tickets every week, sure, but I'm not crazy.

I do want to help people. If I could afford it, I'd buy some gifts off Penny Arcade's Child's Play list, or make some donations to the food bank or the drop-in center. We do what we can every year. Lisa's signed us up to her work's donation list, so a portion of every check is going to go to charity. Yay us!

Anyway. Santa, if you're listening, any denomination is fine, just make sure the total is high. I'll donate half to charity, okay?


In Ancient Times...
On Monday, December 4, 2000, I crafted timeless text about Lisa sneaking home to see me.
On Wednesday, December 5, 2001, I wrote exciting prose on stupid radio news alerts.
And on Saturday, November 30, 2002, I penned a perfect passage on finishing my novel.


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12/05: Dinner Conversation
12/04: Online and Off
12/03: Aggressive Dental Care
12/02: Feeding Time
12/01: Heavy Geek Alert

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