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Friday was a little boring,
so here's a few awful Christmas jokes to while away your time.
- What was so good
about he neurotic doll the girl was given for Christmas?
- It was wound up already.
- What do you call
people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
- Claustrophobic.
- What do you do if
Santa gets stuck in your chimney?
- Pour Santa flush on
him.
- Why was Santa's little
helper depressed?
- Because he had low elf
esteem.
- What do you get when
you cross a snowman with a vampire?
- Frostbite.
- What's the most popular
wine at Christmas?
- "I don't like sprouts!"
A little girl goes to visit
Santa at the Mall. When it is her turn she sits on his lap and Santa
says "Have you been good?"
Little Girl, "Yes, Santa,
very good."
Santa, "What would you
like for Christmas?"
Little Girl, "I want Barbie
and G. I. Joe."
Santa, "G. I. Joe? Doesn't
Barbie come with Ken?
Little Girl, "No, Santa,
Barbie fakes it with Ken. But she comes with G. I. Joe."
And one of the worst of
all:
A Russian couple were walking
down the street in Moscow one night, when the man felt a drop hit
his nose. "I think it's raining", he said to his wife.
"No, that felt more like
snow to me", she replied.
"No, I'm sure it was just
rain", he said.
Well, as these things go,
they were about to have a major argument about whether it was raining
or snowing when they saw a communist party official walking toward
them.
"Let's not fight about
it", the man said, "Let's ask Comrade Rudolph whether it's officially
raining or snowing".
As the official approached,
the man said, "Tell us, Comrade Rudolph, is it officially raining
or snowing?"
"It's raining, of course",
he replied, and walked on.
But the woman insisted:
"I know that felt like snow!"
To which the man quietly
replied: "Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear."
Mom
Rating: 1 out of 5. I'm sure Mom won't find these all that
funny.
Guest
Entry: Disposable pets
Meeting
Terry
Take
me home, big fella
A solemn pledge to try to post daily during the month of December,
as both a gift to my readers, as well as a thank you for your support.
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