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June 20, 2007

Bacon Makes Everything Better

Bad Gods is doing a sequence on the magic of bacon.

Makes me happy.

June 08, 2007

Octopus

Go now, listen to Jonathan Coulton's new song and give him lots of money so he makes more.

June 05, 2007

Factory Defect

Great deals on imaingary stuff!

The funny part is that I would totally buy the Mirror Cube and the Any Key keyboard.

June 04, 2007

How To Kiss Someone Passionately

Even if you are a skilled kisser, a refresher is always good.

Also: funny!

May 15, 2007

Zombie American

I'm new to Funny Or Die, so you folks might have seen this already, but it made me chuckle.

Zombie-American Chapter One

There's a second episode.

Also: The Zombersons

New Spice

Another amazing Old Spice commercial with Bruce Campbell. I love that man.

May 10, 2007

Bot Love

Interesting article about how military folk emotionally bond with their robotic equipment. Not a surprising idea, but the degree is incredible.

May 07, 2007

The Cure is Worse Than the Disease?

Natural Viagra: Brazilian Spider Bite Causes Hours-Long Erection

...in addition to pain, high blood pressure and discomfort that sends them to the hospital.

May 01, 2007

First of May

Don't forget everyone! It's the First of May!

(5.7 MB mp3 file - not work friendly, so wear earphones or listen at home)

From Jonathan Coulton, of course!

April 25, 2007

Math Makes It Funny

I'm coming to a sad, sad realization.

April 24, 2007

I Want a Wii

hee hee hee

April 23, 2007

Shared Opinion

I share the cat's enthusiasm.

Fruity cocktails count as health food, study finds

I knew there was a reason I prefer fruity frou frou drinks. Apparently, the addition of ethanol to strawberries and blackberries increases the antioxidant nutrients.

Favourite line of the article? "The study did not address whether adding a little cocktail umbrella enhanced the effects."

Share My Madness

Seriously. Like the whole last week it won't get out of my head. Lisa, I blame you.

Enjoy quick before YouTube pulls it.

April 17, 2007

Super Mario Nightmare

You know what? The old invisible coin block gag never gets old.

April 16, 2007

Disturbing, Yet Functional

Ever build your own computer? Ever do a little case-modding to have your own unique machine?

Ever consider making one out of a beaver?

April 12, 2007

Dirty Headline of the Day

Rim Probe Turns Formal - Financial Post front page.

The story itself is surprisingly disappointing.

April 10, 2007

Diagram of a Blog

I only wish I had comment threads this robust.

April 04, 2007

Danger to Your Pet

Okay, even with the pet food problems easing off, there are lots of normal things you shouldn't be feeding your dogs and cats.

I had no idea that grapes and raisins can cause kidney failure and kill dogs.

Recursive

I'm pulling this one next time I play a role-playing game.

I'm Kinda Sad That It's Not True

Did Keith Richards Really Snort His Dad's Ashes? No — It Was A Joke!

The best pranks are just slightly believable.

April 03, 2007

Keith Richards: 'I Snorted My Father'

Keith Richards: 'I Snorted My Father'

I suppose when you are that perpetually stoned, anything makes sense at the time.

March 26, 2007

If I Was An Evil Overlord

It's made the rounds for years, sure, but it's always good reading.

A Little Perspective

March 23, 2007

300

Haven't seen 300 yet? Well, the video below will tell you all you need to know.

Hee!

March 22, 2007

How To Tell Jesus From The Antichrist

A gem from McSweeney's.

March 20, 2007

A Hard Days Night Of The Living Dead

I love mashups. I really, really love mashups.

Sleeping Apart

I've mentioned that lots of couples I know seem to have seperate bedrooms. Apparently, it's a growing trend.

March 13, 2007

LAFD Photostream

I think it's terribly cool that the Los Angeles Fire Department has a photostream on Flickr. Some wild shots there.

I especially like the set of shots about the woman who drove her car into a swimming pool.

EDIT: They also have a blog at Blogger.

March 12, 2007

The Perils of Being a Joiner

Would you sign a petition to ban dihydrogen monoxide?

A little reveal from Penn & Teller.

This is better than that petition against women's suffrage.

March 07, 2007

Road Trip!

Next time I'm in Arizona, I'm eating here.

Screw the diet!

March 06, 2007

I'm Your Moon

A love song from Charon to Pluto.

March 05, 2007

Shmoop

Quite literally the shmoopiest video I've ever seen.

Posted non-ironically.

Everyone's a Little Bit Jewish

The casts of Avenue Q and the revival of Fiddler on the Roof joined up at a Broadway Cares/Equity Fights AIDS's concert to present 'Everyone's a Little Bit Jewish'.

February 27, 2007

Lesbian Koala Orgies

And the fun part is, I'm not kidding.

February 26, 2007

Curl

Lacy has reintroduced me to the wonder that is Jonathan Coulton. I had heard his songs Flickr and Re: Your Brains before but I was unaware of who he was.

I'm glad she did. He's awesome. Only JoCo could make a song about curling cool.

February 23, 2007

Fear

Here's something from ze frank on fear.

Only a couple weeks left in The Show! Go watch all the archives!

February 22, 2007

What WOuld George W. Bush Do?

A flowchart.

Hot hot hot

I've mentioned to some people the little British hot pepper that is magnitudes hotter than the world record holder, but couldn't recall what it was. Well, it's the Dorset Naga.

Yummy.

February 18, 2007

Lacy is so photogenic



February 16, 2007

God Bless The Japanese

USA vs Japan in the Open-a-beer-bottle-with-a-helicopter-contest.

For Art Students

A little something for art students from ze frank.

hee hee hee

Yeah, this never happens

Things I Desperately Wish Women Would Say to Me on First Dates

February 15, 2007

Wrecking Balls

The Japanese are a strange and wonderful people. Watch with excitement as a group of six Japanese professional wrestlers go up against their toughest adversary -- a house!

February 14, 2007

Good Point

Joss Whedon does get a bit predictable.

Early Tech Support

New technology can be confusing.

Flight Patterns

Flight Pattern visualizations using FAA data.

Beautiful.

February 09, 2007

Al Awesomeness

Okay, by now everyone has seen Weird Al's "White & Nerdy" (it's below if you haven't).

It is just an indicator of Weird Al's awesomeness that he would also release the all-Donny-Osmond version. It's down at the bottom.

The Original:

The All-Donny version:

February 02, 2007

Recut

Scared me to death, this movie did.

January 29, 2007

Thriller

Yet another case of, "Wish I had thought of this first..."

January 19, 2007

MEW

What follows is 1 minute 56 seconds of UNBEARABLE CUTENESS.

Be warned.

Song for Connie

A new one from Songs To Wear Pants To:

Shoot The Zombies

January 11, 2007

Why I Want To Go Back To Japan

Eejanaika Roller Coaster

Scroll to the bottom for the barf-tastic video.

January 10, 2007

The claw. THE CLAW!

I always thought that the trick with those claw machines was to avoid going for something wedged in. Apparently it's even trickier than that.

January 09, 2007

Wow. Disturbing.

Tickle Me Elmo On Fire

December 19, 2006

Creepy

While I don't agree with all of FanPop's list of the Top 10 Creepiest Fast Food Mascots, I do have to agree with one thing.

The original Ronald McDonald is really, really freaking creepy.

December 15, 2006

Dangerous Toys