Ick
Okay, so I'm at this comedy show last night, and there are these two street-style comedians wandering around warming up the audience.
One lady is going around 'preparing people to be recorded for television', smearing lipstick up faces, taking coats (and then auctioning them off) and the like. All very funny.
And then she sits me down, tells me I look fine, except my shows. For which she proceeds to get down on her hands and knees and SPIT-POLISH THEM.
For real. Ptui! Wipe wipe.
Eeeugh.