NOOOOOO!
ME: Hey, where's the Black Cherry Vanilla Coke?!?
CASHIER: Sorry?
ME: The Black Cherry Vanilla Coke! You're out of it!
CASHIER:Oh, yes. Sorry. We have it no more.
ME: WHAT?
CASHIER:Yes. No more.
ME: But...but I WANT it!
CASHIER:(Makes face) Is it not...very sweet?
ME: Hell yeah!
I'm doomed.