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February 28, 2005

I Know Everything

English Genius
You scored 100% Beginner, 100% Intermediate, 100% Advanced, and 83% Expert!

You did so extremely well, even I can't find a word to describe your excellence! You have the uncommon intelligence necessary to understand things that most people don't. You have an extensive vocabulary, and you're not afraid to use it properly! Way to go!
Thank you so much for taking my test. I hope you enjoyed it!

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The Commonly Confused Words Test

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February 25, 2005

For Ronja

A little movie to send Ronja scrambling for dry land.

Can it be?

Someone answer this for me: Is it true that Ewoks were never actually 'named' in the movie? So like no one ever actually said 'Ewok' at any point?

This is one of those things where I go, "Oh, of course they... wait... um... what about... no..."

Talk To Me

AT&T's Text-to-Speech Interactive Multi-Lingual Demo produces some excellent and surprisingly accurate audio clips.

February 23, 2005

Stuff About Me

So I planned to fill this entry with initial thoughts on the loaner puppy, but things just didn't work out the way we hoped.

And since apparently I mortgaged my creativity when we bought the house, you get just some updates on our lives.

Oh, and there are a couple cute pictures.

Enjoy!

February 18, 2005

Because the original wasn't sweet enough

Chocolate Lucky Charms.

Oy.

Constantine Reviews

According to RottenTomatoes, Constantine got (at time of this writing) a 48%, which means 48% of reviewers thought it was worth seeing. I know Roger Ebert panned it.

Probably see it anyway...

Flea Circus

Oh see the fleas!

February 16, 2005

Things To Get Done

More changes to our lives and lifestyle.

Enjoy!

February 15, 2005

Good and Bad

A film based on Terry Brooks' Magic Kingdom for Sale books? Could go either way...

Joke of the Week

An elephant was drinking out of a river one day, when he spotted a turtle asleep on a log. So, he ambled on over and kicked it clear across the river.

"What did you do that for?" asked a passing giraffe.

"Because I recognized it as the same turtle that took a nip out of my trunk 53 years ago."

"Wow, what a memory" commented the giraffe.

"Yes," said the elephant. "Turtle recall".

February 14, 2005

Argh!

So as we're leaving my last meeting, I see the girl beside me has a movie pass, one of those big promotional ones for an advance screening.

"What movie you seeing?" I ask.
"Oh, uh..." She flips it over. "Constantine."
"Sweet! I'm dying to see that one."
She frowns and looks at the pass with a vauge expression of distaste. "Really? The description seems kinda... I dunno..."
"Hey, if you don't want it, pass it my way."

But no. She just looked puzzled at my excitement and went on her way. I was tempted to grab it and run -- why waste it on someone who won't appreciate it -- but that would likely be seen badly within our corporate environment.

Sigh.

Zombie Infection Simulator

I'm sure most of you have seen this, but the Zombie Infection Simulator is holding on to my attention in a disturbing manner. I've been keeping a little window open with it running for the last couple days.

Valentine

Lisa drives by and drops off:

  1. One blue rose
  2. Large stuffed giraffe
  3. 'I Love You' balloon
Then abandons me to cart said lot back up to my office.

Silly girl. Love her so very much.

And all I did was wake her up with Valentine Cupcakes.

Cyborg Name

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Reverse Astrology

Your Reverse Astrology Results

Red is your most probable sign and Blue is your least probable sign. The scores are from 0 (not you at all) to 100 (dead on match).
Aries Mar 21 to April 19 48
Taurus April 20 to May 20 55
Gemini May 21 to June 21 69
Cancer June 22 to July 22 48
Leo July 23 to Aug 22 60
Virgo Aug 23 to Sep 22 48
Libra Sep 23 to Oct 22 69
Scorpio Oct 23 to Nov 21 41
Sagittarius Nov 22 to Dec 21 63
Capricorn Dec 22 to Jan 19 46
Aquarius Jan 20 to Feb 18 53
Pisces Feb 19 to Mar 20 57

According to our analysis, you are a Gemini, May 21 to June 21. But you are certainly not a Scorpio, Oct 23 to Nov 21.
You claim to be a Leo, but you are simply in error. Please consult your parents as to your actual birth date.

February 11, 2005

The State of Journalism in Calgary

We have two newspapers in town. Both covered Prince Charles' engagement to Camilla today.

The Herald says:

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The Sun says:

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Yeah. Sigh.

February 10, 2005

Our House: A Walkthrough

It's still Wednesday, right?

Well, at least it's pretty. C'mon in.

Gilmore Gossip

Very frank and amusing interview with Gilmore Girls creator Amy Sherman-Palladino over the The Onion A.V. Club this week.

I'm a little surprised that the creator of one of the best PG rated shows on television uses the word "fuck" so much in casual conversation.

Trippy

Find your name on the NameVoyager. Mine has been in the decline since the 40s.

Mormonized!

My Mormon name is Archilus Bracken!

What's yours?

Love at Second Bite

Because the first one was so good, there had to be a sequel? I don't think so.

nuts

Blew my own deadline. Sigh. Try again tonight.

It's a little Cat Tote

But I can only imagine the pain resulting to me from stuffing a cat INTO this device.

February 09, 2005

I do *have* a post...

I can't get MovableType's scheduled post function to work, so I have to manually publish, and I just didn't have time this morning. So I'll link it up when I get home.

It's pretty. Worth waiting two weeks for.

I hope.

February 04, 2005

I Wish

Wish I had more to say here this week. The whole week has been absorbed by the mundane details of unpacking and setting up the new house, none of which I think would excite anyone. Ooh! They've emptied another box! Woo!

Course, if anyone has any spare bookcases lying around, we'd love to have them. During our year-and-a-half and R&J's, we filled every available spot on our current shelves, not remembering all the little-used reference books and the like in storage at my folks' place. So our shelves are overstuffed to critical levels, and, should you fail to hear from us for more than a week at a time, please call the ski patrol and have them come extricate us from a literary avalanche.

And my tooth is hurting again, damn it all. The temporary filling is still in place, but it may not last until April, which is when my coverage starts again. And there are few ways we can finance the extraction that needs to take place.

Do dentists take Air Miles?

February 03, 2005

Sad.

Star Trek: Enterprise has been cancelled. And I was starting to really enjoy it again this year.

February 02, 2005

Can't do it.

Too tired. Tooth hurting too much. Too much unpacking/work/everything.

Try again next week.